Nude Cleaner's Diary

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From Advocate Magazine: a new survey reports 7 out of 10 straight adults in the United States say they know someone who is lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender.

So? So? What does it change at all? Another fucking stupid survey about another stupid subject?

I have no idea who pays for this sort of rubbish but surveys like that with nothing to add should be banned.

If someone dares to stop me to ask such a bloody question I would answer something like "I don't use to write down how many gay people I know but I know your father. Does it counts?"

The survey was conducted Sept. 7-14 by Harris Interactive in conjunction with Witeck-Combs Communications Inc., a strategic public relations and marketing communications firm with special expertise in the LGBT market.

With so many more important things I have no idea why is it relevant at all.

As Anna - my flatmate - I am bothered with what the media offers recently. Boring articles, boring subjects, even boring pictures (and I love pictures).

Nothing seems creative to me at moment. And then the well paid creative people started to bring back from 60's more and more stuff with the excuse it's called "Retro", a moment to valuate the gold years.

My ass! If you can't make/create/publish/write/sing/design anything new for the actual generation don't fool yourself resuscitating old clothes/songs/ideas to make money out of it.

I personally don't have anything that barely resembles 60's. No fashion big glasses, t-shirt with stripes or any other of it. I am nearly in 2008 so I want to live in the present, for God sake!

Hi, all,

Yes, still sorting out my moving to a bigger hosting - or one that at least doesn't crash when few hundreds of people try to read my blog at the same time. Thanks Richard for your kind suggestions and blogs suggestions. I am looking at them at moment.

News from Birmingham: apparently is cost only 15 quids to have someone cleaning your house there - in the nude.

I charge 20, in London, and I honestly think it's a bargain. I don't know lots of people willing to clean someone else dirty houses, with no clothes on and to get paid that little.

Literally those people in Birmingham don't know how to valuate their arses. But them we need to realize that everything must be cheaper over there (transport, accommodation, food, etc).

However my favorite report of the day was at Saturday Sport newspaper, yes, that very cultural newspaper with thousands of boobs per page and crap freebies.

I just learned that a South London hooker gives 10% of her earnings for the Children in Need. How sweet!.

I am not sure if the newspaper printed her fees correctly because it says she gives away £ 2.50 per blowjob. What? So the 27 years old girl charges only £25 to blow a guy? It is disgusting and not a honest competition as my nude cleaner rates starts at £20 and does not include nothing else a part from cleaning houses.

I liked very much her initiative. But I felt sorry for someone that makes a living sucking cocks for that little money. And she even doesn't live in Birmingham!

Just loved this drunk boy picture someone sent me yesterday night. It was quite late so I decided to post it today.

I remember once I went to clean a house of a man in Tower Hill, east London. The appointment was made one day in advanced. Once I got there he was so drunk that he could not open the door so I had to get in through the window. I was about to give it up but it was one of those weeks with lots of clients traveling so I had to make so money anyway.

The house was relatively clean and, as usual, I asked the money first - nude cleaners are like hookers: we have to make sure that we will get paid by the end of our shift/work because you don't have a contract so if the client refuses to pay you after there is nothing to be done so, better to avoid to clean someone else's house, show your bum and return with nothing by the end of the day.

A couple of hours later, after I had finished, the house was in complete silence. So I started to look for Mr. Tower Hill only to find him sleeping by the toilet.

First I thought he was dead or had a stroke. Thanks God he was ok. If not, it was going to be a nightmare because I was the one to be necessary to call the police. Can you imagine the odd conversation? :

- Hi, I am calling from Tower Hill and I have a body here, someone just died.

- What's the name of the dead person?

- I don't know, I just saved his name as Tower Hill at my mobile phone

- Is he a relative or friend?

- No

- Where are you calling from?

- From his toilet.

- How did you find the body?

- I was working as a nude cleaner at his house.

- Did he die in front of you?

- No, he was drunk and I suppose he just collapsed.

- I see... do you have any witness?

- Do you think people invite the whole building to watch when they employ a nude cleaner?

- No... er, I am just following a list of questions I am supposed to ask you before I send over someone to help you out.

- Ok, cool, how long does it take? I mean, not the questions but someone to arrive?

- Hummm... depends. I reckon 2 hours.

- Two hours? Sorry but I have another client within 45min and I still have to get dressed and get the tube. Mr. Tower Hill only paid fours hours, I can't stay here any longer.

- So you've been with the victim for the last four hours? Does your next client have any connection with Mr. Tower Hill?

By that point I would have gone. That's another good think about charging in advanced. If the client dies or don't like you arse, it's not of your business.

Finally something that worth to write about: Stirring up hatred against homosexuals is to become a serious crime punishable with a seven-year jail sentence under a law announced last night.

The legislation - similar to laws already in force outlawing persecution on religious or racial grounds - will make criminals of those who express their views in ways that could lead to the bullying or harassment of gays.

The maximum sentence is longer than the average of around five years handed to rapists.

I loved it.

By the way: work pretty much low this week, only a couple of appointments so I will have to find a way to pay my rent.

I am sick of read about Diana enquiry. For God's sake! It was 10 years ago, I think its about the time to move on!

By the way, Thanks Steve for posting and for your tip. I will have a look at it and may use it.

Now lets get down to the business and today I have a good tip: The 2008 New Zealand Firefighters Calendar is now on sale and still at the same price of NZ$10.00!
The good thing is: they are hot firefighters to hang around your kitchen and by purchasing a calendar you help support the Child Cancer Foundation.

The guys started to strip off back in and the initial purpose of the project was to raise founds for First World Firefighter Games, in Auckland New Zealand.
1800 athletes took part and the 'Games' were rated an outstanding success.

This lead to the establishment of an international, biannual competition, the second of which occurred in the USA in 1992, Australia 1994, Canada 1996, South Africa 1998, France 2000 and now Christchurch, New Zealand 2002.

The Association of firefighters (yes, they have one!) established funding for the Games as its primary objective with its members as professionals who would encourage and promote fire safety in the home with the sole purpose of saving lives and property.

After the 1990 Games, it was decided to raise the required funds through the production of a calendar, featuring firefighters and their children, this would be sold by members, directly to the public. This has occurred now for twelve years, with calendar sales exceeding 250,000 to date.

Also, keeping in mind their commitment to the community, the Association also decided that each year a percentage of the proceeds from the sales would be donated to a suitable charity. They are benefactors of the Child Cancer Foundation, an organization which directly help children with cancer throughout New Zealand.

Aren't they so sweet and big hearted?

To find out more, visit: http://www.firemanscalendar.org.nz/

In Brazil, last weekend, Rosinete Palmeira Serrao, a government health worker, gave birth to twin boys by Caesarean section on Thursday at the Santa Joana Hospital in the city of Recife , the hospital said in a statement on its Web site.

Serrao decided to serve as a surrogate mother after four years of failed attempts at pregnancy by her 27-year-old daughter, Claudia Michelle de Brito.

Brazilian law stipulates that only close relatives can serve as surrogate mothers. De Brito is an only child and none of her cousins volunteered, so Serrao agreed to receive four embryos from her daughter.

I loved Billie Piper yesterday playing the naughty call girl at ITV2's The Secret Diary of a Call Girl, a dramatization of Belle de Jour's diaries what I have definitely to buy as soon as possible.

In the first episode, she performed three blowjobs, two shags, used a vibrator on herself, applied lube to her (well, you know where I mean, don't you?), and even jumped smiley on a man's back in a saddle, spanking him with a whip. Great. I've seen similar thing before within my nude cleaner's clients.

Before transmission, those people very worried about moral talked a lot about it. Apparently It'll make prostitution look not only glamorous but excusable. Well, that's a long conversation. I like it, and that's all.